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Fashion crisis: drown or look bad
Under the best of circumstances, clothing for active women with a substantial chest is difficult to find. Flat-chested nymphs who wander the earth with six-pack abs doing yoga and prancing about in...
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Betty Crocker is a communist
Need I say more? Woefully behind on posts from the lengthy December vacation which was followed by endless trials and whining clients, I decided I needed a chocolate infusion stat. Everyone knows that...
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Feuding in the holler
I have been in trial almost non-stop for nearly four weeks. This makes me unhappy for a variety of reasons, not the least of which is an appalling lack of time to do anything remotely interesting and...
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Science Geek alert – aurora borealis
I have always wanted to see the aurora borealis. There are two main flaws with this plan. One, I live in the South, where auroral displays are pretty damned rare and two, it’s hard to plan your...
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Has anyone seen our weather?
Dear Death Valley, It appears you left your park unlocked and allowed your weather to escape to Tennessee. I’m sure it’s just an oversight that you haven’t come to collect it yet. However, I am...
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Wikipedia needs better sources
Apparently, Wikipedia is looking to expand their sources on blowjob gestures. Some things just really speak for themselves.[/caption]
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Fall leaf report 2012: crack smoking in Great Smoky Mountain National Park
I finally decided to take two days and head to the mountains to view the fantastic fall colors and do some hiking with Troy. The news reports gave glowing reviews of radiant leaf colors not seen for a...
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Tennessee postpones rising again
Our legislature here in the fair state of Tennessee in its infinite wisdom has decided that the proposed bill (House Bill 2120) which would make attending a dog fight a felony offense needs to be sent...
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Attention Wolf People: We get it, so simmer down
Well, it’s April Fools Day, which is the one day of the year where I reaffirm just how incredibly gullible and, occasionally, stupid people can be. As some of you know, every year I post a wolf for...
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Puking in the panhandle: norovirus fun
I don’t often get to take vacations these days. I left on Friday for a quick four-day trip to the panhandle of Florida to do some paddling I have long wanted to do. By Friday night on arrival, I was...
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